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...there appears to be two men, a horse, a monkey, and a tree stump up ahead.

Or, rather, two men attempting to tie up a tree stu- ...is that even a tree stump they're tying up?

Your highness, you may want to stay back until we can be certain they aren't bandits of some sort. Although I can't think of any bandits that would carry a monkey with them.